may 11th

oh hey,
this weekend we went to idaho, for rachels wedding.
you want to get married. i can tell.
this letter isn't really for you. it's for your husband to be.

Dear amberly's husband to be.
hi.
it's cammie. amberly's sister.
i love amberly.
if you ever hurt her, i will hunt you down, and it will not be pretty.
it will be like the thing wesly describes on the princess bride. when everything gets choped off, except your ears, so you can hear all the nasty things people say about you, and they are so terrible, that they rot you from the inside out.
i'm glad that your marrying amberly, i really am.
i think your brave.
amberly can be pretty anoying.
i know. i've lived with her forever.
but she is more great than anoying.
i know. i've lived with her forever.
amberly has tons of talents.
she will be a great wife.
she might not be a great cook, but she can learn.
you treat her right, or i will beat you so bad, and i will know if you treat her bad, i will find out, because i am all knowing.
you should be scared.
welcome to the family,
from cammie